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having to wear clothes (if God had meant for
us to be naked-we'd have been born that way!) If you don't look
good naked, it's because you don't want to. And while on this topic,
if you're fat, it's simply not fair, loving, or considerate to your
spouse or significant other (unless they like that sort of
thing - some do!).
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PDA
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Pointy shoes on women. I know it's "in",
but it looks goofy. After just a few minutes with a woman,
I just know whether she has pointy shoes in her closet somewhere without even asking her. There are two types of women -
those who wear pointy shoes, and those who hate them, and after awhile, you just know which one she is.
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lazy people (especially the ones who use excuses
for it)
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That I'm not yet a millionaire (a few set backs
to counteract first...)
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spineless people
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stupid drunk loud obnoxious people
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When you're buying concert tickets and someone says
"hey, can you get me one too?",
and then they wait months until the night of the concert to actually pay you.
It's as if they say to themselves, "damn, I guess I can't avoid paying any longer..."
I for one, have started cracking down on this.
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people who lick their fingers when they eat.
(Then they'll go to shake your hand!)
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at the movies: people who show up late, talk,open their candy loudly,
or the worst - open their phone and start texting.
If you're hit with a flying rubber
band or coins, that was ME! And while I'm on the subject of movies
- DON'T be that person paying with a CREDIT CARD! We're all in a
hurry to get in, get our snacks, get a good seat, and see the previews.
We don't want to wait for you to clog up the line flow. Use cash
while it's still allowed.
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people who pronounce the "l" in salmon
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Bad penmanship. Unless you're in some
way crippled or are either very young or very old, bad penmanship
is just rude.
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Loud sneezers. It's unnecessary to sneeze THAT loud,
and you KNOW it, so quit being annoying.
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people who owe another person money, and either pretend
they don't, or keep coming up with lame excuses.
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country "music"
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Beach music
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The Grateful Dead and their music
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Jimmy Buffet music
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The song "Who Let The Dogs Out"!!!
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If this country is good enough for you, then
SO IS THE LANGUAGE! I'll explain so as not to sound like a small
minded redneck. Let's say I moved to France, Germany, Japan, wherever;
it would only benefit me to learn the native tongue to better my
way of life and take advantage of all that country has to offer.
Not to mention that not doing so shows lack of ambition and a disrespect
for that chosen country. (and people, PLEASE stop encouraging this by enabling them.
Make it DIFFICULT for them if they refuse to learn English). I even know an American guy who takes on a Mexican accent when he speaks to them - what is THAT??
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smokers - especially those who leave their butts
for others to clean up - oh wait, that's all of them. In paricular-cigar
smokers -look around, notice that you are the only one enjoying
your cigar, while everyone else is gagging! Smoking a cigar is the
same as giving everyone in the room the finger.
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Those creepy Oompa Loompas
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people who take up two parking spots
